religiousdad:

when you ask ur crush who they like and they say someone else’s name and you act like you’re fine

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stunningpicture:

Tom Hanks enjoying one of life’s simple pleasures.

rememberrbuckybarnes:

tauriel2fab4u:

tauriel2fab4u:

IM MAKING A PIE AND I ACCIDENTALLY PUT IODINE IN IT INSTEAD OF VANILLA EXTRACT

I ALMOST FED THIS PIE TO MY FAMILY
I WAS GOING TO FEED THIS PIE TO MY CLASSMATES

I WAS ABOUT TO MURDER PEOPLE THROUGH PIE

LIKE LOOK AT THIS FUCKING PIE

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DOESNT IT LOOK NICE

DONT YOU WANT TO EAT IT

TOO FUCKING BAD ITS POISONOUS YOU’LL DIE

HOW DO YOU MIX UP IODINE AND VANILLA EXTRACT

WHY DO YOU HAVE IODINE IN THE KITCHEN

WHY DO YOU HAVE IT AT ALL

WHY

(via concerningdetectives)



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kittenmeats:

"At the End of the Rainbow" (1946)

clubpenguln:

is jennifer aniston even aging 

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158,177 notes · reblog · 15 hours ago
lickdacake:

Oh yes I did. Lol

shyrelock:

Imagine one day coming across vintage fanfiction on your teenager’s phone and recognising it immediately because you wrote the porn your child is trying to hide from you

(via danceswiththeundead)



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ionlylovebooks:

do people in nudist colonies send nudes or do they just call them selfies

(via perks-of-being-chinese)



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kawaiians:

if i were a caterpillar i would probably emerge from my cocoon as another slightly fatter caterpillar

(Source: niichainz, via sniffing)



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mewtwoofficial:

this is the face of someone who tried to fart quietly but ended up shitting their pants

lvysaur:

osamah:

lvysaur:

i could use a good laugh

haha

thanks

(Source: nxte, via cumfort)



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zarry:

people who always change their opinions to match with someone elses  

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