jpgay:

the only people who call me cute live 7000 miles away

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whorecrux-harry:

"Don’t kid yourself" would be a great slogan for birth control pills

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forever:

2009 was 5 years ago wtf 

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verybigpimpin:

*txts back 20 days later & picks up the conversation where we left off as if no time has passed and without an excuse*

(via cumfort)



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potatoandotherwise:

in math today my teacher asked what makes a number perfect and I said its dazzling personality and she almost kicked me out

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trust:

i think the only thing ill ever be proud of is one of my selfies being used as a emo porn site advertisement 

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184,696 notes · reblog · 17 minutes ago

gnarly:

I would be a morning person, if morning happened around 1pm

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481,299 notes · reblog · 17 minutes ago

lamelohan:

me trying to do math is like me trying to lose weight, it just doesnt work out

(via pizza)



169,354 notes · reblog · 18 minutes ago

imsoshive:

me: what’s for dinner?

her: *spreads her legs*

me: 

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so, did you not cook or ….. cause popeyes closes at 10 and i need to leave now if i’m gon make it. 

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